An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

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An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Dead7Shot » September 9th, 2016, 5:17 pm

It was a cold and dark night...
A woman was being held captive in an underground bunker....
She was covered by a veil of darkness
She listened to the sound of silence
She was strapped to a chair
Her mouth was sealed tight by what appeared to be duck tape
She looked around the room desperately trying to find help....
But there was nobody to be found....

And then in the distance a door opened...
Loud footsteps were approaching the woman...
Doong...Bump....Thump....Doong...Bump....Thump....
Eventually the sound of footsteps ceased and silence ensued....

Suddenly an object came crashing to the floor....
A mysterious dark substance started surrounding the woman...
The woman started panicking in fear and her chair started shaking vigorously

A dim light started flickering overhead from the woman
The light unveiled some of the mysteries that were hidden in the bunker
A pool of blood was surrounding the woman....

The corpse of a man was lying next to her feet
The dead man's eyes were wide open and were staring straight into her soul...
The woman started crying...She could not believe what she was seeing
A cloaked figure was standing in front of the woman holding an AK-47...
The figure placed his hand on the woman's shoulder and initiated a conversation...

"So you ready to tell us where the money is?"
"We were hoping we wouldn't have to resort to such violence, but sometimes this business calls for some drastic measures you see...."
"Besides with your husband gone that's one less drug dealer out on the streets..."
"I liked your husband...I liked him a lot actually...But the reality is I value money more than I value human life..."
"I have a responsibility to my employer just like we all do..."

"So listen here. I'm going to give you two options."
"First option...You tell me where the money is and I set you free..."
"Second option...You don't tell me where the money is and the cops find your body floating somewhere in the Hudson Bay area..."

The cloaked man rips off the duck tape off the woman's mouth...
"So what's it going to be honey?"

"Please don't hurt me I'll give you whatever you want!"
"Now that's the answer I've been waiting for..."
"The money is in an apartment on 685 Melbrook Avenue...."
"The money is inside a safe and the access code is 6825..."
"That's all I know...I Swear!"

"See that wasn't hard now was it."

The cloaked man reaches for a blood stained machete that had been sitting on a rusty table next to him....
It was clear that the machete had been used before...
"There is something I need you to know sweetie..."
The woman becomes extremely nervous and screams "No! You promised! You said you would set me free..."
"When I said I would set you free I didn't mean in one piece..."
"See my boss wants us to send a message to those who think they are above our organization..."
"You should have known better than to steal from us...You're not dealing with the manager of Dunkin Donuts sweetie...You're dealing with Sionis Corporation now...
"And when you deal with Sionis Corporation its never easy..."
"That's just the nature of the game.... And what a great game this is!"
"Don't Struggle honey it'll soon be over....One swing at a time....HAHAHAHA..."
As the cloaked man swings his machete towards the woman the sound of a gun is heard from the distance....
The cloaked man's body drops to the floor...Blood is seen seeping through his right temporal region
The woman looks above in confusion and sees a mysterious figure....

The mysterious figure drops down and approaches the woman slowly...
He checks the body of the cloaked man and stashes what appears to be evidence...
He unties the woman and asks her "What is your name?"
The woman replies:
"My name is crazie4more...I was being held as a hostage...."
"I can tell that you are a highly skilled assassin...Thanks for saving my life....That was a great shot..."
The mysterious individual begins walking into the darkness...
Within a few moments the mysterious man turns around towards the woman and replies "No...It was a deadshot...."
And with that he vanishes into thin air...

....To be continued....

Note: This story was inspired by true events
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Gangsta Luigi » September 9th, 2016, 5:32 pm

The amount of effort people put into jokes about you, crazie, I swear.

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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Animus » September 9th, 2016, 5:59 pm

Kon'nichiwa! :O I wish I had an awesome Intro. >^<
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby crazie » September 9th, 2016, 8:21 pm

LOL <3 welcome to the forums Deadshot
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby TRUTECH » September 9th, 2016, 9:48 pm

Hia, Deadshot! Nice story.

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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Dead7Shot » September 10th, 2016, 3:23 pm

This isn't a story or a joke! It's based on true events I tell you! None of this was a product of my imagination!

The reality is that when I finish killing and assassinating people in real life I usually take a break and kill people in TF2. There is Just something about it that is very soothing to the mind.
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby crazie » September 10th, 2016, 8:57 pm

Well everyone needs some place they can go to chillax =)
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Justin » September 11th, 2016, 8:29 am

Welcome to the forums deadshot
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Re: An Exclusive Introduction by The Legendary Deadshot!

Postby Hatter » September 11th, 2016, 1:58 pm

Hey Deadshot, welcome to forums.

Like the avatar, loved that movie when it came out. One of my favorite fight scenes ever between those two.
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